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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ‘Relevance of Sunderland’ <laugh> who?
     
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    Ahah its not in Sunderland
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    Their like a spoilt little brother... they want, whatever you've got.<wah><wah><wah>



    Sins
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    Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.

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    I think the mackems tick quite a few off on this list...:D
     
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    The mackems have got their own thread on this now. <laugh> I'm starting to think that, they've got some sort of wired woke cancel culture thing going against all things Newcastle.

    They haven't got an answer why the name should be changed apart from utter film-flam...
     
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    You tinker John, you know fine well geography isn't one of their strong points.<laugh>
     
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    I see you've been poking a stick in the wasp's nest! <laugh>
    What you need to do is sing them a song, a peace offering, handing over an olive branch if you like. I dunno', something along the lines of:
    :emoticon-0159-music You have to fly from Newcastle to get to Spain x 3 :emoticon-0159-music
    :emoticon-0159-music Sunderland's a massive city, are they f...etc. :emoticon-0159-music
     
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    Their train station doesn't even have a toilet
     
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    That's bollox, the train station is the toilet....
     
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    <cheers>

    You can add history and telling the truth to that...
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> <badger> <badger> <party> <party>:emoticon-0139-bow:
     
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    Newcastle Airport. Nowhere near Sunderland. If they want their own then build one.
     
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    Reading and writing comes close mind.....

    The problem is the location of the airport, is an urban myth perpetuated by the brightest brains Sunland has to offer, basically those one step down from morons.

    I would grant the fact that part of the car parking falls within the boundary of Northumberland, however the Airport Terminal is within the City boundary, as is the runway, unless Northumberland NCC has recently annexed Castle and Callerton/Woolsington wards from Newcastle City. Its quite embarrassing if this is what is being taught in the schools.
     
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    Apparently not <yikes>


    Well there’s as much of it physically in Sunderland as there is in Newcastle so what difference does it make? The mags will hate this idea mind! It’ll all be Mike and Bruce’s faults

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    How do you deal with this much self denial?
     
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    It’s a good job mr 55p has a brain.

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    As their air show takes off and lands from and all the aircraft are based at NCL airport perhaps we should call it the NCL airshow?
     
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    Woolsington is a village in and also a civil parish of the City of Newcastle upon Tyne, England. It is north-west of the city centre, and covers a large geographical area. It was also formerly an electoral wards, although the ward was slightly larger than the civil parish, extending slightly further south. The parish also includes Newbiggin Hall, Woolsington village and Newcastle Airport. It had a population of 11,160 as of the 2011 Census.
     
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    <laugh> to think, he's one of the brighter ones. <doh>
     
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    Smugs tur

    This is what got me interested heed.

    Agree, I don't think location should be the driving factor, but who the airport serves.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    How the **** does anyone square this statement up
     
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    Not that nutjob....
    Gibberish is his first language, so we shouldn't be surprised.
     
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