So, after Ingurlands magnificent victory and a great result for the Taffs on Saturday today it's the turn of the manskirt wearers at Hampdung. This will be difficult for the shortbread munchers I feel but I think this will end up in a draw. I'm going for 0-0. I think I will get a few tinnies in for the big kick off. Och aye the noo!!
Haud yer wheesht! There's noo way that shooer, are goany beet the mighty Scoatlun, ya roaster. Frae bonnie brigadoon and awa!
We used to sacrifice a haggis on the pitch before each game for good luck until the loopy lefty loonies and trans-poofter spastics started crying about human rights. You really couldn't make it up.
McLaughlin Patterson -- Gough -- Weir -- Numan I Ferguson -- B Ferguson -- D Ferguson Dodds -- McCoist -- Durie Over to you, Mr Dewar.
I'm going to go out into the glens and catch myself some wild haggii and munch on it during the game by the way, but, but. Oan yersels Scotchland!!
If we can keep Poborsky quiet and stop service to big Jan Koller then we have a chance. All we have to do is score more goals than them, Czech mate.
Stuart Armstrong to carry 10 mediocre Jocklanders to an unexpected 3 points. Hoping Billy Gilmour gets on the pitch so I can play the The Adverts hit single