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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    So, after Ingurlands magnificent victory and a great result for the Taffs on Saturday today it's the turn of the manskirt wearers at Hampdung.

    This will be difficult for the shortbread munchers I feel but I think this will end up in a draw. I'm going for 0-0. I think I will get a few tinnies in for the big kick off.

    Och aye the noo!!
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

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    Haud yer wheesht! There's noo way that shooer, are goany beet the mighty Scoatlun, ya roaster.

    Frae bonnie brigadoon and awa!
     
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  3. monacoger

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    He didn't say they would beat them, he said it would be a draw. Are you drunk?
     
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  4. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    We used to sacrifice a haggis on the pitch before each game for good luck until the loopy lefty loonies and trans-poofter spastics started crying about human rights.

    You really couldn't make it up.
     
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  5. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    McLaughlin

    Patterson -- Gough -- Weir -- Numan

    I Ferguson -- B Ferguson -- D Ferguson

    Dodds -- McCoist -- Durie

    Over to you, Mr Dewar.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    Top heavy with the Fergusons imho
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

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    I'm going to go out into the glens and catch myself some wild haggii and munch on it during the game by the way, but, but.

    Oan yersels Scotchland!!
     
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    If we can keep Poborsky quiet and stop service to big Jan Koller then we have a chance.

    All we have to do is score more goals than them, Czech mate.
     
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  9. Archers Road

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    Stuart Armstrong to carry 10 mediocre Jocklanders to an unexpected 3 points.

    Hoping Billy Gilmour gets on the pitch so I can play the The Adverts hit single

     
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  10. monacoger

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    I would have Antti Niemi in the goal.
     
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  11. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    He's from the Nordic countries.
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

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    And he's a poofter.
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

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    Controversial viewpoint but hey we're talking Scotchland.

    Wha's like us!!
     
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  14. Toley Fart

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    Scotland to pick up their only point today methinks. 1-1. Late equaliser as per
     
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  15. monacoger

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    Ah ok, my mistake, I thought he was Scottish.
     
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  16. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    He's from a country which is sometimes referred to as a Scandinavian country.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

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    Are we all praying for Christian?
     
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    Ok, thanks.
     
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