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  1. vinkel

    vinkel Well-Known Member

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    Just back from a bike ride, thought the exercise was a good way to finish the day, because i have been wearing shorts all day i would have a shower before anything else. ok so far.
    Normally in the shower i wash top to bottom, but as i said because of the shorts i started on the legs, i have one of those sponges smooth on one side rough on the other and gave said legs a good scrubbing down, Once satisfied with them i carried on the rest of the body, still ok so far.
    As i like to just stand there under the shower i decide to rinse my hair again and let the warm water flow all the way down.
    Twas then i realised i had not washed the hair yet. Can happen to anyone cant it.
     
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    I've had a drink but I'm calling bullshit on your account.
     
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  3. Smug in Boots

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    Harry Hill would bung you £250 for that, sounds hilarious.
     
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  4. The Exile II

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    Who's playing you in the film adaptation?
     
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  5. Brainman

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    I’m filling up here.
     
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    Blyth_bucaneer Well-Known Member

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    It would only happen to people who apply shampoo, soap or whatever to their hair once. I wash mine a few times each shower.
     
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  7. Smug in Boots

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    I always shave my head before I shower, cuts down on products.
     
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    Not exactly a classic anecdote like.
     
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  9. marcusblackcat

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    Lucky you!!! I have none to wash!!
     
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  10. Blyth_bucaneer

    Blyth_bucaneer Well-Known Member

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    Aye but do you not just put shampoo onto skin of your head ? Just wondering, that's probs what I would do.
     
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    Claims near superstar lifestyle but can't afford shampoo! :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  12. Mr_B

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    As someone whose hair fell out years ago, all I can say is stop bragging you lucky b@stard.
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

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    My life's a sham, all turned to poo ....
     
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  14. Vincemac

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    Don’t have time to realise I’ve been washed
    I’m in and out that quick
     
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  15. Draig

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    Just remember, it's yours and you can wash it as quickly as you like!
     
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    Nope. Just use skin products. I have a little hair but hardly any on top. Bit like a monk really but take it almost to the bone once a week!! Just wash it with whatever I’m using (often some unicorn wash of my daughter’s as there’s nothing else!!)
     
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    Don't take drugs kids.
     
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    A strangely arousing story of the retiree lathering himself with a dish sponge.
     
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  20. E.T. Fairfax

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    Go on! Tell me more you dirty bitch!
     
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