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  1. The Norton Cat

    The Norton Cat Well-Known Member

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    Interesting thing about that is that they pardoned Barabbas and condemned Jesus. Apparently, the name Barabbas has a very similar meaning to Jesus. Some people think that the insurrectionary group that are now known as the disciples had two leaders, a spiritual one (Jesus) and a political one (Barabbas). Knowing they had to lose one, they opted to keep the political leader.

    Anyway, if it wasn't Christianity, we'd have some other religion. Its not religion that causes the problems, its the people who use it to justify their own bad behaviour that are the problem. People use any cause or movement to do that- some people use football as an excuse to go around smashing places up or fighting.
     
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    Fair enough. Hope you get through to other end of this tough time.
     
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    Stewart Donald of course, in fact, my team and I were on a black clad mission when we kidnapped his daughter at a bus stop in Oxfordshire, unfortunately the mission was abandoned as Donald insisted on a NAAFI break for tea, biscuits and unbelievably poor patter.
     
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  4. The Exile II

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    Wasn't that because the mob were taking the piss out of his speech impedement?
     
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  5. I hate the person who invented clingfilm! I've no idea if they're still alive,but if they are,I'd happily murder them.
     
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  6. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    He suffocated I think mate ...
     
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  7. Draig

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    I would pop-off a certain political leader who is essentially the sole dictator of a former communist empire and is the main cause of unrest in eastern europe.

    Not going to mention his name like, coz Putin is a bit OTT when it comes to getting his revenge in first.
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Guy Verhofstadt is quite high up the list these days. As is Nicola Sturgeon. But it would probably have to be President Macron. The little prick deserves more than a slap...
     
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  9. :emoticon-0102-bigsm No,he couldn't find the beginning of the roll,and,when he did some 10 minutes later, he ended up tearing random strips about 2 inches wide,which all got stuck round his fingers,before it tangled in itself and he lost the beginning again.
    He then did what the rest of humanity has been doing since he invented it....he threw the whole roll,75% unused,into the bin and,under the delusion he would master it next time, went to the shop for another one! :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  10. vinkel

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    What a horrific thread, I detest some people but never enough to wish them dead let alone do it myself.
     
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  11. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Everyone needs a hobby, mate ...
     
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  12. Blond Bombshell

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    This, all you need is love
     
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    Soooooooo close between him and Putin.. Can I put a double on or E/W
     
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  14. The Exile II

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    Can I have yours then?
     
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  15. Smug in Boots

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    <laugh>
     
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    Paul O'Grady, no particular reason other than having him on my celebrity Christmas death list for last 3 years, ****er won't die no matter what. Time to go Lilly .
     
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  17. cumbrianmackem

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    Now if there was ever a bloke stealing oxygen it's him, he was crap in drag and it's been downhill ever since.
     
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  18. Ozzymac

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    So there's no one person in the world that has ever made you think thatthe world would be a better places without them?

    Paedophiles, rapists, genocidal warlords, bat eaters?
     
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    Dianne Abbott
     
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  20. marcusblackcat

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    What? Because he’s better at snooker than you or something??
     
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