Off Topic Petrol Pump Behaviour

So it's you.. you ****

 

It's me yes..

 

That's the whole point.. Keeping you behind

 

Very patient of you, next time just douse the stupid **** in petrol and she’ll soon bounce.

 

What a whining twat, make sure the missus gives you a slap before you go out tomorrow.

 

You just stick to riding your three-wheeler, Grandad.

 

You'll not be laughing when we turn up on our Vespas in a couple of weeks.....

 

Waiting parked behind someone who decides to do their weekly shopping as well as buying petrol

 

I don't know of anyone else does this one, but if not it's an absolute winner.

The metro center car park or any multistory will do..

You need someone behind you and and as you go up the ramps you give the impression you're going to fly straight up, but right at the death you kind of hover over the last bit of the incline.. It forces them to **** up and if you get lucky they'll stall.... It really works.. Just keep doing it but mix it up one level do it the next don't.

If they kick off you just pretend you were looking for spaces

 

Your mother would be proud. And damn ****ing right!

 

Ahhh, yes, petrol pumps! The olden days when we used to pour flammable liquid in our cars and ignite it to make them go, with large plumes of intoxicating gas spewing out the tail end and threatening the planet.

Charge my car to full every night on the drive and never use them.

 

In other words.......

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I park at the pump but don't use it and just go into the garage for messages,frowned upon and my brother caught me doing once

 

Try driving 30 in a 30 right up to the national speed limit sign then ****in floor it.
Some people get really pissed off, especially the ones who pull out to overtake then get left in my dust

 

Yeah that's a good one

Another is to drive ar 40 mph in a 60 and 40 in the 30

 

I like to drive 30 in a 60 and 60 in a 30.

It’s fun until you can’t actually get around corners.