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  1. BH1972RFC

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    Oofft, that's all woman! Nah, she's my little nubian honey. She's cute and does what I tell her :grin:
     
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  2. KEYSASMASHINGLAD

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    Dus she polish shoes ?
     
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  3. John Smith

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    You mean she has dimples and you pay her?
     
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  4. KEYSASMASHINGLAD

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    Aye !
     
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  5. BH1972RFC

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    <laugh> Nope, but she has a tight nubian booty
     
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  6. KEYSASMASHINGLAD

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    aye she wel durty mare then
     
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    Nipples like corks?

    **** me. One thing that's made me stop and stare in the past! <laugh>
     
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  8. KEYSASMASHINGLAD

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    Jeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz some wee lass aye
     
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  9. BH1972RFC

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    FFS, "CAN YOU TEXT ME DIRECTIONS FROM SOUTH GODSTONE AS SATNAV IS PLAYING UP" <doh>
     
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    Is it not quite well signposted?!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  13. BH1972RFC

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    FFS, She is doing ma tits in. I;m in Godstone and lost. Just spent the last 10 mins placating her and telling her to stop being a ****. ****ing burds <grr>
     
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  14. KEYSASMASHINGLAD

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    nae nae BH
     
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  15. BH1972RFC

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    Bloke gets lost, he says ah **** it, heads to nearest boozer and says can you give me directions. Burd gets lost and the world is in tatters.
     
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    I'm going to have Straight Outta Compton when she comes in <laugh>

    Not quite Ashford though.
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    I went for a KFC in Compton once. It was like a scene in an old Western where someone walks in the saloon and the piano stops and everyone stops talking. 3 honkeys walking into the place. Then they heard our accents and were ****-hot with us. Every **** was asking us questions about Scotland and calling us "Braveheart"
     
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  18. BH1972RFC

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    <laugh>

    She's now doing ma tits in. Meant to been here at 2pm, its now nearly 4. I'm going to have to pop a V as been saucing it up waiting for her <laugh>
     
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    I spend a lot of time in Maidstone.
     
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