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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 26, 2021.

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  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Ewwww.......
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, May 26, 2021
  2. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I'll go after the arseholes
     
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    Toonitus, May 26, 2021
  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Men have fairly hairy arseholes
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, May 26, 2021
  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    No I'm after a nice bleached balloon knot
     
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    Toonitus, May 26, 2021
  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Haaland?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, May 26, 2021
  6. Toonitus

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    No I'm after the yank Morgan
     
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    Toonitus, May 26, 2021
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  7. CaraMatt

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    I just laughed out loud so hard.... ‘balloon knot’ <laugh>
     
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    CaraMatt, May 26, 2021
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  8. CaraMatt

    CaraMatt Well-Known Member

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    Do we not all shave??? Am I leading the pack on this.... :bandit:
     
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    CaraMatt, May 26, 2021
  9. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I shave like but I don't shave my legs.. I shave my balls, the bit between my balls and my arse (Barse) inner things and give my lower legs a number 4.

    It's 2021.
     
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    Toonitus, May 26, 2021
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Ask @Albert's Chip Shop for tips when staying in hotels
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, May 26, 2021

  11. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Miss Chippy out and we could do it in 2. Guaranteed.
    Who on this board is Rachel Riley?

    #askingforafriend

    :bandit:
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, May 26, 2021
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    the key is discreet disposal of Pube and arsehole hair. Am in a hotel at the moment and I’ll head gone tomorrow nicely trimmed.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, May 26, 2021
  13. CaraMatt

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    no better feeling than that

    ok there’s lots better feelings but the exaggeration makes the point
     
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    CaraMatt, May 26, 2021
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