'...Is it okay that I start drinking as soon as the kids are at school. Or does that make me a bad teacher.'
My friend's been ill in bed for the past couple of weeks, so I went around today and took some DVDs and a bottle of wine. Hopefully he won't notice that they're gone.
#65 in the list of the things Mrs Smug doesn't think funny but I find hilarious. I've just dropped her at a very busy Asda, waited until she was 20 yards from the car and shouted, "Don't forget the KY jelly!!!" She'll be back out soon so I'll find out just how mad she is.
Having breakfast with the news in the background, and there was a story about some bloke swimming Plymouth Sound. I didn't catch it all but I'm sure that they said he had no legs and only one arm ... ... I didn't quite catch his name but I think it might be Bob