"So I've waited decades for her to croak so I can rule, can you list all the powers I will have." "Yes sir, you can open Parliament and we might get your face on a stamp when the Paul McCartney run is finished."
I was showing my doctor a nasty rash that has appeared on my c*ck today. He seemed pretty uncomfortable and didn't want to touch it. All he said was "Please make an appointment at the surgery" and then carried on with his f*cking shopping.
Just nearly talked my way out of a speeding fine by telling the police woman she looked stunning... Then I f*cked it up by saying, "And that's not the drink talking either!"
