My moan of the day is when an important plot point in a drama turns on being able to read a text message on a phone held at an angle by an actor. Every film I watch now involves me freezing the action at least once so I can run up to the screen to read it (or worse, numerous times). And I don't even have particularly poor eyesight. May be fine in the cinema, but not so good on the small screen. I have friends who give up on a programme if it looks like phones are going to feature too much. Rant over.
Oh I bet you’re 100% Italian now..... feel sorry for our bloke , but the voting is half the fun for me .
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, at the altar, amidst an explosion of fire, Satan appears! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sits calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do." Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't." Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years, how bad could you be?"
