Following on from my award winning comments on another thread this is one dedicated to what ails you. For me I have got to contend with kidney stones, often compared on the "f.uck me that hurts" scale to wimmin giving birth. I also have a swooshing sensation in my inner ear when I lie down. It's happened before and was eliminated by removing certain items of food (from my diet, not my ear). I last narrowed it down to celery or radishes but haven't eaten them for years so it can't be that now. Pine nuts make my tongue itch. Apparently this is not uncommon and actually on the increase, it's called Pine Mouth Syndrome. (insert your own pun here) What are you "under the Doctor" for? Rabies? Alzheimers? Rabies?
I went to the doctor last week and told him I thought I was a goat, He asked me "how long have I felt this way?" "Since I was a kid" I replied.
Not bad, China. The missus is away to Gibraltar today so I am in charge of the kids(not the goat kind). Very overcast here, but doubt it will rain. How are things in Doooblin?
I was visited by a genie, who said he would grant me one wish. I said “All I Want Is To Be Happy” And here I am. Living in the countryside, in a lovely little cottage. And working in a mine with 6 other dwarves”
I've been perfectly chipper since taking the vaccine. Felt really tired the day after and the swelling on my upper arm took over a week to stop hurting and about another week or so to fade away but it won't prevent me getting the second jab.
Grand a bit cloudy though and the temp could do with going up a few degrees but the bookies and shops fully opened yesterday,so that's a start.
The kidney stones should take care of that. 700k adverse affects in the UK and over 1000 deaths from the vaxx.... But at least we'll be free on 23rd June... no? What? Johnson's Junta has moved the goalposts AGAIN? I just didn't see that coming. Color me shooked
