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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I knew a bloke, not the sharpest chisel in the toolbox, and he comes up to me and says "Guv, I've got something wrong with my arse. There are these things hanging out of it" And before you could say "please don't show me" the fecker whipped down his strides and bent over to show me.

    I worked for a building firm at the time, I am not a doctor, I had no interest then or now in men's bottoms but he felt comfortable enough that being his boss I'd be able to offer a diagnosis. He had piles and I told him to see his GP or chemist.

    All I can say is I was relieved that it was only his arse that he flashed, it was well known amongst colleagues that he was hung like a donkey and was often seen waving it around in the faces of unsuspecting workers in the staff canteen. One time (at band camp) a labourer was asleep in a chair and he got the team to take photos of him slapping the bloke in the face with his cock. True story, apart from the band camp bit.

    There is another anecdote about him that I could tell you but to protect the reputation of those both living and dead I'd best not.
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Are we all vaxxed up yet?
     
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  3. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I don't need a vaccine as I wear a cloth mask 24/7 so I 'm protected.
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Difference between having a decent Government and a bunch of ****ish Tories.
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  6. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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  7. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    If you think that poster is decent then you’ve succumbed to the mass hysteria.

    Agree about Tories though. Ramping up the variant threat, priming is for restrictions.

    Still think we’ll be back to normal by the summer?
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Not if the Indian variant gets much worse. R number gone up above 1 again, chances of the next easing of restrictions being extended according to sauces.
     
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  9. Toby

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    They are in the US, they probably won't here because they're incompetent ****ebags. Tory ****s probably want to siphon some more taxpayer cash off first.
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Wee Nippy coming up soon to get yous telt @Lochers
     
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  11. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Was that the sequel to The Wrath of Khan?
    Corbyn stole “the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” but did not quite trample out the vintage.
     
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  12. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Cow
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    BREAKING NEWS: Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that due to the new Indian covid variant people will now be offered the Pun jab.
    Please start taking this Indian Covid Variant seriously! My neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week and he's only just buried his naan.
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

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    Another lockdown looming.

    Pathetic.
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Here in Men At Work land there was some bloke who was reportedly at the highly contagious stage who went walkabout through Sydney for around three days, going to around 20 places- shops, restaurants, bars, golf clubs, bbqs etc.. not one “community transmission “ .
    Apparently that was just very, very lucky...

    CAN YOU HEAR, CAN YOU HEAR THE THUNDER ?
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Only for those that have no vaccine, as the Indian variant is stopped in its tracks for those who have been jabbed
     
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  17. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    A pun jab to protect against the Vindaflu.
     
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  18. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    6 vaccinate people in Scotland are in hospital with the Indian variant.

    Let that fester.
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

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  20. GroveRanger

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    Was he looking for a Vegemite sandwich?
     
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