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First Alcohol Drink?

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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    In the late 90's as a wee boy my first tipple was Advocaat. Never tasted it since but well, you know. Anything that was in your folks drinks cabinet basically was fair game.

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    Can anyone remember their first time on here?
     
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    *1890's
     
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    Ah, Hogmanay in the 70's. Beautiful, just beautiful.

    Mammaries are made of this.
     
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    Sublime, simply sublime.
     
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    ^^^^ Paedo alert.
     
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    was about 8

    a very gay drink, cant wait to buy more
     
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    Philipè was Belgian and a strapping young stable hand and was part of a student exchange program at our school.

    He had a mousy colour of hair and deep brown eyes and we hit it off straight away as we both shared a love for football trivia quizzes from Israel.

    One night we were talking football and next thing we know, his balloon knot had been ambushed by my jumbo spam javelin.

    I groaned as I felt my love spuds empty into his delectable dunger which tightened round my veiny staff has I stroked his sausage.

    And that’s how I lost my job as janitor of Twechar High.
     
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    And you haven't been able to grow a proper moustache since Bazza.

    ****ing tragic. I empathise with you sonny, I really do.
     
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    When times were good!!
     
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    Christ you're disgustingly old :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    And you're a paedo.
     
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    A mug of Pernod Anise when I was about nine years old. I ran to the balcony and vomited from eight floors up.

    By the age of 13, I had developed a liking for Thunderbird, 20/20, Special Red cider, and green Kestrel. Yawning before me was a 20-year battle with the grog, but I was too busy having a good time to even think about it.

    Been dry for eleven years now. Best thing I ever did. Yes, I know, I'm a poof.
     
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    Just think all them women will have growlers
     
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    When I was a kid I was allowed a very small glass of wine with dinner, presumably the idea being I'd grow up to be like a continental and sensible with drink. Hmmm.
    First time I got drunk was when my mum's dopey mate let me have quite a bit of red wine while mum was on the phone.
     
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    Sounds a bit iffy.
     
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    It does but I'm pretty certain I was not interfered with. Long time ago, mind.
     
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    If you ever need to talk about we are here for you:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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