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  1. Aski

    Aski Well-Known Member

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    My wife and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
     
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    A clearlyinebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York and laid down on the back seat.
    The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
    He made no attempt to start the cab.
    The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”
    The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me tell you sumsing, lady I vasn’t staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from.”
    The drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at my boobs or ass, Sweetie, what are you doing then?”
    He paused a moment, then told her…”Vell, M’am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, ‘Vair in DA hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?”
     
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    This is brilliant!!!!!!




     
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    “Short speech by Nicola Sturgeon“
    This must be some kind of magic box
     
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    +This is so bloody typical of Aussies on boats.
     
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    If an ozzie bloke talks that much how much does a shelag talk?
    He could get a job commentating on.football,just start talking bollox and never stop.
    The Paul Hogan show was funny this bloke is not.
     
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    I've just discovered I'm colour blind. It suddenly struck me right out of the purple. <doh>
     
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