DIY ****ers

It does add a certain Ambiance

 

Yeh i guess, I just needed a grey shade tbh thought copper looks better than white and boom there ya go. Took me bout 3mins to find it and buy it.

Man shoppin that

 

Good job done, but looks a big step mate and not errr very disability friendly.

 

Been watching Garden Rescue maybe

 

I can just see some old girl falling down when trying to step down.

Imagine it, fallen down, no one there to help her. Reported missing, member of the public finds the body the next morning, old bill carry out an investigation into who made the step, low and behold, he's posted the evidence on not606, how many years is it for manslaughter?

 

muddy riverside paths tend not to be great anyway so i'm not sure a big **** off step makes much difference .

PS i once bounced down , with the help of a mate , 163 steps then i gave up counting ,

 

Looks too high and like a blatant trip hazard to me like.

But still.

 

Theres no way you don't smoke weed

 

on purpose?

 

I can see the front page headlines in the local paper already, some twat builds an obstacle course for the frail.

 

I can see the pic of some local sap with a sad face and his leg in a cast, and the story about how he’s looking to sue the council lol.

 

Schlem's disappeared, probably gone back down the river to destroy the evidence.

 

It's a gabion (metal cage filled with stone) that has broken up over the years, metal spikes sticking out all over the place. I just brought it up to the level of the top of the gabion. I did put a concrete block in as a step up but I think it needs building up more. Gonna do that tomorrow.

 

You did a great job mate, only teasing with yer. Do you do it as a volunteer or are you paid to look after the area?

 

Its good how up norf you peeps do that community ****, like you see litter on ya road and you pick it up or I dunno you clean some graffiti off the bus stop outside ya house or ya fix a step in a forest so peeps don't fall over, all just cos you want to with no pay.

Fukin weirdos

 

It’s cover for his dogging.

Don’t mind me, I’m just ****ing about building a 2 ft step out of driftwood.

 

Ive always wondered actually, say you boppin round ya local green bit and you pass upon a few dogger.


Like is it cool to watch or film or is that considered rude and you'd have to join in to film?

 

No idea mate, there’ll be someone on here who does like. Defo.

 

yes
well sort of
the best bit was the fact it was Jerusalem and halfway down was a sentry box and obviously alerted by the noise we were making out popped an Israeli soldier with sub machine gun . He stared at us and my mate Dave said "we're ****ed if he says halt" as by that stage we were at a point where it had a momentum of its own . Luckily the squaddie decided we weren't palestinian terrorists / guerrillas / freedom fighters and waved us through