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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dr Van Helsing, May 2, 2021.

  1. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Thought this donkey needed a thread too.

    He's a hopeless player
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Definitely was **** today. He's learning too much from Shelvey
     
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  3. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Mate he's just not good enough and he never will. He's a gormless whelp
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He’s ****. We should have pedalled him to Man Utd for the £30m.
     
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  5. Dr Van Helsing

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    We missed a trick there, but rafa had built a side that knew what it was doing so he looked better than he was.

    We need two top cms urgently and have done since Cabaye left

    Shelvey is going to start every ****ing game as long as bruce is here. I litterally cannot believe how **** he plays and how Bruce blames max today
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    It's hard to tell who is **** under Bruce.

    He was ok under Rafa. I will leave it to another, more competent, manager before I write him off
     
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  7. Dr Van Helsing

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    Nah he's too slow and far too gormless mate so hell never be good enough.
     
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    thats a good point.

    Bruce may be stunting players development AND actually regressing some too.
    He’s like a cancer at our club.
    One last ‘**** you’ from Ashley to the fans.
     
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    Too quick to write SL off. As Dazza said, he was good under Rafa. I believe he has got talent but Bruce has crushed it. Let’s see what a different manager can make of him. He’ll not be great but he’ll be a decent CM in a mid table side.
     
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  10. Dr Van Helsing

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    He's killing almiron again now... Bruce had the players for 4 2 3 1 but he's got this belief that playing more than 3 attacking players is a bad idea...


    If hate my life if I was almiron he's being asked to just run around for 90 mins without being allowed to attack.

    He's basically doing all the running jonjo can't do and now Longstaff too.

    It's absolutely shocking that shelvey is at this club never mind starting.

    He's ****
     
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    He’s clumsy, dopey, slow, with no prominent ability whatsoever.
     
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  12. Ben 10

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    Miles better than Hayden
     
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    Willock and matty should start but it'll be the same side vs Leicester.. I don't think he realises just how bad our cms are... I cannot get my head around shelvey.. I mean litterally every goal we concede hes just walking around watching it..
     
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    He’s static. Him and Shelvey stay at the same two positions in front of a bank of 5.

    His potential is gone: he’s not improving and he won’t.
     
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  15. Dr Van Helsing

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    He's just ****
     
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    Yeah would agree, but no chance it'll happen
     
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    God how long have I been hoping for an actual proper CM who puts him self about and drives the team forward. We literally have no personality in the middle of the park. Totally pedestrian. #1 priority for me
     
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    It's been like that now for 7 years!
     
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  19. Dr Van Helsing

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    Bruce thinks shelveys good
     
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    Longstaff appear to play better whien he's paired with Hayden, but a 3 of Hayden, Longstaff and Shelvey is hardly dynamic.

    A few years ago I'd say he was on par with the likes of Rice and McTominay, as promising young midfield players, they have both progressed their game over the past 2 seasons, McTominay also looks physically much improved too. Longstaff hasn't improved his game, if anything he's regressed. I'm not sure that's down to tactics or the manager, he just doesn't look quick enough, mobile enough or strong enough.
     
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