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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

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    under the bedclothes, especially
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Apr 30, 2021
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    due to trapped wind
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 30, 2021
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    and severe chronic heartburn
     
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    caused by too much
     
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  5. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

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    dandelion and burdock, which
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, May 1, 2021
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  6. KingHotspur

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    with its tangy smell
     
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  7. azzuriswan

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    made him become too
     
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  8. KingHotspur

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    queasy and likely to
     
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    leave work early to
     
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  10. KingHotspur

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    get home and relax
     
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    In a hospital bed
     
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    although it was on
     
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    loan from Doctor Who
     
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    as Tardis wouldn't fit
     
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    in the toilet area
     
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    so parked it in
     
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    the rear of the
     
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    the ladies toilet near
     
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    Rochdale town centre, where
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    some rather strange chaps
     
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