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Crumpets vs Pikelets: Twitter goes to war over correct name for toasted snack after Apprentice star Michelle Dewberry posts photo of her lunch Crumpets vs Pikelets: Twitter goes to war over correct name for toasted snack | Daily Mail Online
We always used to call them pikelets when I was a kid, but apparently they're crumpets and pikelets are actually flat, like a cross between a crumpet and a scotch pancake.
Always thought it was like eating rubber - like an ice-hockey puck with a few holes in it. Ghastly things.
They’re crumpets They’re a bit ****, but really they’re just a holder for butter and jam (or butter and cheese) and they’re ok for that.