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    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, and I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”

    His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap my wife’s butt and ask, ‘Who’s horny?’ And she’s always sound asleep.”
     
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    Walking around our town centre I saw a missing cat poster which said:
    'Missing from the town centre area:
    our 3-year-old cat Tiddles (pictured).
    He is recently neutered, wears a collar with a bell to alert birds, and is on a vegan diet.'

    Underneath someone wrote:
    "And you're surprised he pissed off?"
     
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