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  1. Heed

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    Heed, Apr 23, 2021
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    It should be a holiday in England and it's the day before me birthday
     
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    mickeybnufc, Apr 23, 2021
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    Boo, sack the servants for not reminding you...
     
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    Did you know there are no circumcised Morris dancers, to be a Morris dancer you have to be a complete prick.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 23, 2021
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    **** him
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Necrophilia fan?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Apr 23, 2021
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    I used to be into necrophilia until some old c*nt split on me.
     
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    Just aswel I Googled that because I was about to say yes thinking its was something to do with strangulation during intercourse.

    Turns out its something slightly worse
     
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    Rudekid, Apr 23, 2021
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    <laugh>
     
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