Off Topic The four word story thread here!

in their nether regions

 

making them look real

 

villains of the piece.

 

but its a puppet

 

so unreal that it

 

impersonates Lord Charles, who

 

is also partial to

 

a little bit of

 

five fingered rear passage

 

help to arrive quicker

 

to the vinegar stroke

 

rubbing nacho cheese flavour

 

G string, available from

 

the thrush relief clinic

 

where the vets helped

 

starlings to achieve their

 

flight over breeding grounds

 

but Boris said " hey.....

 

you SNP dopey idiots