Lawro's Prediction Predictions

So what do you think Lawro's going to say about our match with Spurs? Here's my best guess

Newcastle come into this game in 4th place and have done better than a lot of people thought. In their last game at Wolves they didn't play that well but with some decisions going their way still managed to get a result. Spurs come into the game off the back of a good win in the north London derby and seem to be hitting their stride. On the day I believe Spurs should have too much for Newcastle.

0 - 2

Prize for the person who gets closest (not sure what that should be though)

 

I hate Newcastle and I know nothing about football. I also look like a fat rat.

Newcastle 0-6 Tottenham

 

Newcastle have been lucky and i suck cocks lol.

Newcastle 1-4 Spurs.

If Newcastle win it will be lucky and because Spurs will play ****.

 

2-8 spurs and no one in the world can handle bales pace and newcastle rode there luck and only Krul saved them from complete embarrassment lol

 

Im still bitter about my time at newcastle, so I can see them losing this game. They have been on a good (lucky) run, and for that reason I can see them losing (not even sure who they are playing). Also, Kenny's got a big c#ck...

Newcastle 0 - 3 Other team

 

Newcastle comes into this match in an unexpected 4th place. They are yet unbeaten this season but we all know that defensive frailties are the stock and standard of Newcastle so I can’t see them getting the rub of the green against a resurgent Harry Redknapp team, high on the crest of a North London derby victory against Arsenal.

Newcastle 1-3 Spurs

 

Surprisingly Newcastle are still 4th in the table, but they were fortunate to come away with all the points in their last outing at Wolves. Their luck can't last much longer and Spurs are high on confidence after a good derby win and will be trying to make it 3 away wins in a row

0-2

 

Newcastle have ridden their luck in recent weeks and we all know this run cant continue. Spurs have been looking good and on the day will have far too much for the newcastle team to cope with

newcastle 0 -2 spurs

 

I'll go for a fance-sitting 1-1 draw.

 

" As I've been absolutely sh*te at predicting results now for many years I've sought the advice of Paul Merson and I'm going for a 0-14 to Spurs "

 

Newcastle remaining 4th has been one of the shocks so far this season, however they won't be there come the end of the season. After riding their luck against a good Wolves side I can't see them getting more than a draw against an in-form Spurs side who are coming off the back of a derby win against Arsenal.

1-3

 

Newcastle have yet to be tested this season, and have had to rely on a lot of luck to find themselves where they are. Tottenham however have been playing excellently, and I feel they will have too much for Newcastle's frail defense (LOL) to handle.
Newcastle 1-3 Spurs

 

Maybe they should bring back Ola Jordan this week as she was the only one to predict we would win against Wolves.

 

Newcastle deserve credit for being in 4th place this far into the season. They were lucky to come away with a nil - nil draw against Arsenal in the firt game of the season. Aside from that match, they have yet to play any of the top six sides, and have had to ride their luck at times.

Spurs showed that they had too much for Arsenal in their last outing, and will have too much for Newcastle this week. Spurs look the real deal, and will be wanting to make 4th place (at least) theirs. I can't see Newcastle stopping them.

1 - 3

 

I think Lawro will say

Newcastle have been lucky. Also now im yet to finish off paying Harry in the only way I know I can only see.

0-3


Now im off to give Gary some tips on growing tash like i used to have

 

lawro - "i had a lovely time in turkey with a young lithe lad ..oh the fun we had his hair like silk and a pair of bollocks you wouldn't belie....oh the football right Newcastle have a history of a leaky defence and i think their luck will run out in their real first test of the season 3-1 to super harry's boys and the toon to be found out...back to you gary"

 

Newcastle have only conceded four goals in the league this season, God only knows how. By my reckoning, they should be conceding atleast two per game and this will be their eighth, so I'm looking at Spurs to make up the difference.

Newcastle 0 - 12 Tottenham

 

Once again Newcastle fans will let their faltering side down. Despite fluking their way to 4th, the Toon Army still want a new manager and will not stop protesting til it happens, a man in a pub told me. This pressure will tell on the players and result in a 2-0 loss. Hey Gary, who are they playing?

 

wEll, wat cn iz say lad, newcstle 'ave plyd okay da season bt 'oow ave thy rlly facd eh? oi oi, spurs gona 'arry gona give thm a good 'olll smacck in the arses

 

Newcastle have started well and have been the surprise package this season, but on Sunday they come up against a strong in-form team in Spurs.

Newcastle won 1 - 2 at Mollineux a week before the international break, a game in which they had their luck. Tottenham beat their local rivals, Arsenal 2 - 1 at White Hart Lane, a game where VDV carried on his fine goal-scoring form. I see a comfortable Spurs win at SJP, with Modric dominating midfield and VDV driving the Newcastle defence crazy with his world class ability.

Newcastle 0 Tottenham 3

Did you know? I'm a big ****ing bias twat who licks Kenny's arse, and i also spout ****e because i know nothing about football.