Top Tip: Going deep sea diving? A single packet of Walkers Crisps contains enough air for up to 4 hours.
I remember last time I was on a caravan holiday with the mrs .. "Any chance of a blow job?" I whispered to the mrs when we were in bed. "For f*ck's sake!" she said, "My sister is in the bed over there!" "Good point," I said, "I'll ask her".
Interviewer: "so you don't object to us contacting your previous employer just to make sure you're going to fit in here?" Me: "not not at all, as long as I can speak to your previous employees so I can know why they left".