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Off Topic The Masters

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  1. Ozzymac

    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    First man. Only
    1st man, 3 Japanese players have won PGA tour events and Matsuyama has won 5 of them i believe
     
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    <applause> Matsuyama

    Balls of steel.
     
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    Wobbly balls at some points I bet!!
     
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    Aye they'll have been boinging up and down like a bouncy ball dropped from ten feet. It's always interesting to see how people deal with pressure when it comes to the crunch and he did himself proud.
     
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    Why does this award ceremony have to be so awkward. Like being interviewed by robots.
     
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  6. flandersmackem

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    Outstanding golfer... I can see those golfers from Japan and Korea dominating soon as they are in the women's game...very talented golfers
     
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

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  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    The old ones are usually the best, and I haven't heard this one for a while <ok>

    Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.

    Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay? What's your name?"

    "It's John, and I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted buggy.

    "John," she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles, come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you to get the buggy up later."

    "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

    "Oh, come on now" Elizabeth insisted.

    She was so very pretty, very sexy and very persuasive, and I was weak. "Well okay" I finally agreed, but thought to myself "my wife won't like it."

    After a couple of restorative Glenfiddichs, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know that my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd best go now."

    "Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

    "Still under the buggy, I guess."
     
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