The last time we played at Chelsea we ended up at the White Horse, on Parsons Green, and they were knocking out Scotch eggs at a fiver a time, (served on a piece of effing slate!) with a portion of tomato ketchup. The egg was cut in half, and two customers, aka ****s, had theirs served to them and promptly asked for a knife and fork!
Best scotch eggs I’ve ever had where nearly a fiver. I played a darts match at a pub in Beverley that had been turned into an upmarket affair. They were f-in massive though and bloody lovely. The supper after the darts was nice, spag boll, wedges and garlic bread. As we were leaving the lass behind the bar said “ anyone want a free scotch egg to take away as they cannot be sold tomorrow “ I took 4 home with me as no one else wanted them... I ate them before I went to bed... big mistake...couldn’t **** for a week
I'm glad you did though, for all our sake's. It could have been hell if the wee tartan buggers had hatched.
Hahahahahaha....Barbers opened up here last week Pubs beer gardens open on the 26th(maybe) Enjoy your pints you fookers!!
In the same pub one City fan known to you (GK) swopped the two scotch eggs he'd bought from Aldi and had been in his pocket since leaving Hull for two of the fiver each ones on the bar. No-one was any the wiser.
I think the scotch eggs had been in his pocket since the last away game two weeks previously too. Same fella, he once brought me a sausage roll for half time. I've only known him over 50 years though, so there is still time for you Ric. GK 100% Hull City then as he is today.
Keep away from him,he's had Covid Sound bloke,his brother lives outside Glasgow.I've took him to a few boozers in Glasgow.
True story, over the years I've driven several ****ers the length and breadth of the country, and nearly always undercharged on the petrol, one bastard once included a plastic toy 20p piece in the fare!
Urika knows the king of the dodgy 50 Euro notes, AF. Pre season foreign trips were always interesting.