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**** you, pay me.

 

Oh **** I forgot...go on get on with it fam ffs

Will change it

Need to roll a spliff

 

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or as Cantona would say.... "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."

 

I gave you it earlier it’s the Cavani Archer as per usual. He usually wins me these bets ya see bro.

I’ve changed mine too, just for you.

 

If you think that’s **** housery...



Must have felt so good for Luke Shaw after how Jose ****ed him about.

 

what a ****ing prick

 

I don't even find it shhite housery, I just find it funny.

 

Just so you know spurly.. Tel absolutely dragged the good name of your club through the mud after the game today and not one spud stopped him.

It was Savage tbh

 

Orite orite...Monday morning will be up ffs

 

Sorry bru I'm busy trying to pick out a red one from a big Starbursts bag without looking... just feeling.

Got light off init

 

Thanks for reminding me. I have 6 packs of mini gems from Lidl in the drawer.

27p a pack is just fuking criminal tbh

 

Mini gems, you midgit gems?

 

Took me a while Finding em tbh

 

I stopped buying them, have to shove too many in at once to get a decent bite.

 

Is that chocolate bars underneath the jar of spread?

 

I cant buy jelly tots anymore.

I developed this thing where I'd 1st squash them flat to make them soft and easier to work with, then I'd make stick them together and make a big ball out of a pack. Then I started buying more packs to make bigger jelly tot balls.

One day Im just sitting there with jelly tot clumps the size of cricket balls and realised I had to make a life change

 

Yh, that's her tho I don't do much chocolate myself tbh.