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    Not wanting to brag but I thought I’d share these before and after pictures of my garden to show what I’ve been up to during lockdown



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    How did you get your neighbour to vacate so that you could demolish their house?:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    I’m old enough to remember when Bill Gates used to create viruses in Windows and then sell the antivirus.
    Good times.
    I wonder what he’s up to these days?
     
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    Land banking America.
    Keeps buying up farms etc which is a good thing. Here in Oz, we let ‘overseas interest’ buy anything decent or of value.
     
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    At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

    Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

    Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
     
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    Following the 41 gun salute in Portsmouth this afternoon, President Macron of France has phoned Boris Johnson to surrender just in case......
     
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    and how does the candle get that smell
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