At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
Following the 41 gun salute in Portsmouth this afternoon, President Macron of France has phoned Boris Johnson to surrender just in case......
Just been watching a cat lover that teaches our feline friends to swim and measures their progress by counting their strokes. But she found it impossible to teach the French cats as every time she got to trois the cat sank
Just caught my wife dipping a pile of £20 notes in batter and putting them in her deep fat fryer. I wish she wouldn't fritter all her money away like that.
I like sitting down with my wife and watching repeats that she hasn't seen. Like quiz shows and murder mysteries