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    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Remembered this when it was first done. Brilliant.
     
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    MrRAWhite, Apr 8, 2021
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    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I see that a horse named Trump ran in the 4:40 at Aintree. It fell at the 3rd but still claiming victory.
     
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    MrRAWhite, Apr 8, 2021
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    I answered the door to the Avon lady dressed in high heels, suspenders and a basque. "Good afternoon sir. Is your wife in at the moment?" she said. "Take a wild guess love!" I replied.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Apr 8, 2021
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    surfing.jpg
     
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    Gil T Azell, Apr 8, 2021
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    If you've ever wondered what it'd be like to be married...
    Find a woman who doesn't want to have sex with you, and buy her a house!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Apr 8, 2021
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    'Rambo 63' comes out next month.
    This time he's fighting Arthritis and a nasty water infection!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Apr 8, 2021
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    My son said, "Dad, when was the first time you fell in love?"
    I said, "I was 18. I walked into a bar and saw the most gorgeous blonde I'd ever seen. Cupid fired his arrow the second I saw her."
    He said, "What happened?"
    I said, "The arrow missed and hit your f*cking mother!"
     
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    My wife and I were on the beach when she said "lets make love in the sea"
    "Ok" I said "As long as we don't go very deep because I cant swim"
    A little while later she giggled and said "Do you think anybody will know what we are doing" "Probably" I said ….as another wave broke over my ankles!!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Apr 8, 2021
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    Gordon Armstrong, Apr 9, 2021
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    Sometimes the old ones are the best . . . .
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 9, 2021
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