All the twats on this fred watch golf on telly and pretend they can see the golf ball when the camera pans up to the sky pretending it's following the golf ball. Golf is the dumbest game ever. (IT IS NOT A SPORT)
Me old fella's mate has done Collin Morikawa. I've done Abraham Ancer @ 80/1. I think he's got a great chance.
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PING stands for Pricks In Naff Gear iirc. Apart from crazy golf on my holidays I only once ever played a sort of normal game of golf (glorified pitch and putt) and only because I was with the burd and her mates who were right into it. She knew I thought golf was for pooves and mongos but as I wanted to continue getting my hole (pun intended) I didn't upset her by throwing a tantrum and refusing to join in. We all got our sticks and set to it. I won. Bearing in mind the other blokes were right into it and played frequently my complete distain of the "sport" and less than bothered attitude made the victory even more amusing. Never bothered again after that, what a waste of time and money. Almost as ridiculous as spunking thousands on guitars and not having a clue how to play them.