Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Definitely I thought he'd gone 4 2 3 1 which would at least have been brave and offered some kind of a threat, but no hrs gone 3 5 2 with Krafth ahead of Clark and feddy and Murphy at rb with two of the slowest players in the world in cm..

 

Big save from Forster. Southampton sitting back and tempting fate. Two good attempts by Wood.

 

Big Joe will do his thing.

 

Nah we're ****ed as usual before a ball is kicked.

I honestly can't deal with Bruce any longer his team sheets see an immediate spike in my cortisol levels and then by the end of the match I'm bleeding from the eyes

 

By the end of the post match interview your brain has trickled out of your rectum

 

Che Adams showing why he's Scottish now.

 

He'll use the word unfortunately 3 times in his first sentence as usual

 

I have the heavy stench of upset in my nostrils today

Nufc might do them

 

Think that's residual from yesterday...

 

I always clear all my holes before I sleep.

Its a good rule of thumb

 

Good use of your thumb too. Remember: Hands, face, arsehole, and Jap's eye.

 

Has sunlight faded the Spurs kit while it's been hanging in the shop window for too long?

 

TOON TOON

 

@Spurlock

 

He hath risen. Rejoice rejoice.

 

Bruce

 

@captain wrong

Has there ever been a more Newcastle and Spurs few minutes ever?

 

gerrin got all excited for 18 seconds the pricks

 

Newcastle in front for about 9 seconds lol.

 

Oh well never mind Roy