I found £20 in Sainsbury’s today. I Didn’t know whether to hand it in or not, so I thought to myself "being as it’s Easter what would Jesus have done ?" I turned it into wine
That awkward moment when the girl you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind against her, but then you realise that she's actually only dropped her earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear the music in your headphones!
It was in the news that shops were running out of Easter eggs... I think I know why...most of them are in our house....