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    Just goes to prove you see what you want to see
     
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    Money can't buy you happiness, but it will buy you beer. Isn't that the same thing?
     
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    Yes the resemblance is canny I believe they say in scotland , where's the tartan I've named it scottie Coops ha ha LOL
     
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    Once again, you believe wrong. Canny is a term used in Newcastle, as far as I'm aware, and absolutely not Scottish.

    Now if you were talking about the word 'cannae', you would be addressing a Scots term - but completely out of context, as it simply means can not.
     
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    Geordies are Scotsmen with their brains kicked out:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    They had brains? <yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes>
     
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    Good point<ok>
     
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    day 4 and can i **** find where that sock went

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    Beam me up scottie ! professor of vocabulary , Newcastle is as far north as I would probably want to go not much after that ha ha
     
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    Sounds like he is over here in thailand ha ha
     
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    The most masculine name is Guy Chapman.

    It's basically Bloke Blokebloke.
     
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    Computer: "Enter new password."
    Me: "Beef stew"
    Computer: "Sorry, not stroganoff"
     
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    Who is the most hated man in the world?

    The guy who shouts, "gimme a B" at Borussia Mönchengladbach games.
     
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