Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

I nearly blew a fusilli.

 

I was alfredo you'd say that.

 

You're all a pici load of blighters.

 

I thought there would be more on here after a pizza the pun action.

 

A golf course can’t open today because vandals have dug up the greens. Now missing a game of golf may not seem a major thing in the context of the world today, but I do despair when some empty headed people without the brains to find something good to do with their time seek to deny others a simple pleasure.

 

What did the Elephant say when he met a naked man?

“How do you breathe through that little thing?”

 

Did I already post my amnesia joke?

 

Did you know that an Elephants sex organs are in its feet?
If it steps on you you're f*cked

 

Why do Elephant's have four feet?
Because they'd look bloody stupid with six inches

 

What was that joke NorfolkSaint told? I've forgotten it

 

Just watched the Jack Charlton documentary on BBC2 - it's a really difficult watch seeing him so diminished by dementia. Heartbreaking when he didn't recognise himself on TV, but his smile when he saw Paul McGrath and remembered him...
Such a terrible affliction but the program was a huge tribute to Jack.

 

One for wine drinkers on here.

 

A messenger pigeon has been cross bred with a woodpecker.
Now it not only delivers your message it knocks on the front door too.

 

One for the cheese pun group.

 

Maybe they are praying. You know who they pray to?

Cheesus

 

you ok bro? I think that was the gag!