My wife is leaving me because she says I'm obsessed with 'Line Of Duty'. For the benefit of the tape, she's just left the house with her suitcase.
A bloke goes up to a gorgeous blonde at a bar and says "Hey babe, would you sleep with me for £1million?" She looks shocked at first then eyes him up and down saying "Well I suppose I could!" He then says "Would you sleep with me for a fiver?" A look of horror comes over her face and she shouts "Just what sort of a woman do you think I am?" The bloke says "Well, we've already established what sort of woman you are, now we are just haggling"
