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  1. KingHotspur

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    his left pricked finger
     
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    which he used to
     
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    bleed profusely until he
     
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    bit of a pickle
     
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    onion factory with twenty
     
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    Mr. Postman look and... "
     
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    is there a letter
     
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    a letter for me
     
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    only french ones mate
     
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    Oui oui gay Paris
     
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    onion sellers were considering
     
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    made The Seine overflow
     
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