Jonjo Shelvey

Why do people think this player isn't ****?

What does he do?

He sits in front of the back 4 to make his life easy and he pings balls into to other players in difficult positions.

He takes every free kick and set piece and gets no goals or assists

He basically hides and does the easiest thing to do every time which is pinging fancy looking long balls into the corners and a high % of them don't fund their target.


Please whoever comes in just get ****ing rid of him


Why can't people see how **** this player is? Bruce in particular just cannot see what's going on out there.. He's ****ing useless

 

As soon as he got his golden ticket final big contract handed nicely by nice guy Steve that was it for Shelvey.

He celebrated with his brand new golf clubs.

 

He's just a **** player and he's always been ****... He's useless absolutely useless.

 

He’s also up Steve’s arse. That interview he did. And his comments about Leeds running around for no reason. Dear lord!

 

He's been Bruce's favourite from day 1.. No matter how badly he's playing or how out of gas he is he's still out there.. He's aware of it too.. He knows he's playing and he's allowed to sit in front of the back four hiding and he when under pressure he plays it to someone in a rough spot and then hides again.

 

He’s lazy and is **** imho.

 

Useless bastard

 

There is a reason why Benitez dropped him. He saw right through him.

 

Bruce's an idiot... He's a level of idiot that's hard to find.

 

He’s the idiot that at an Idiots Conference gets voted to be the Idiot Representative for the Idiot Conference at the World Idiot Conference later in the year in Idiot Land.

 

Summed up for me during the Brighton game where he ran back to try and support the defence - but ran smack into the referee, threw his hands up as if it was the ref's fault, and then gave up and watched Brighton go on the attack.

Someone else's fault. No responsibility. No desire. Sums up the problems with the player - and the club!

 

He’s that much of an idiot that he’s actually picking him when he’s probably the main reason for the form?

Completely bonkers.

 

Take the odd Hollywood pass away and what is he.

Nothing!

 

Undervalued by those on here and quite frankly too good for the toon!

 

His passing isn't even that good.. He floats them there.. Never mixes it up its never got any pace on it and never on the floor.. He's absolutely ****e

 

That’s only because we’ve actually watched him. Otherwise we would also think he was wonderful

 

Have a look at my avatar mate. I watched him plenty as a youngster. Personally I was never a big fan, if you took the occasional “Hollywood” pass out of his game, he offered very little.

 

I noticed the avatar and figured you hadn’t seen him fully for some time.

So you don’t rate him but claim we undervalue him and then claim he’s too good for us. Keep taking the meds.

 

I'm sorry if you didn’t get my obvious humour, the avatar was a bit of a give away

 

All Charlton fans = Peter Kay ?