Good article about Ross Stewart

Their all trained Boxers mate.

 

He looks stronger, and he's better looking, than you, Tees

 

I wallaby as ripped as that.

 

Imagine that with faces like Suarez's head in years to come if Kangaroos invade Uruguay

 

Still not sure they’ll have it all their own way mate. You don’t win two world cups without having a trick or two up your sleeve

 

He should never have been given that goal either, Jordi Gómez shot hit his leg from behind and deflected in. Graham was totally unaware until it hit the net. Stewart's effort wasn't world class but at least he was going for goal.

 

They'll be armed to the teeth

 

I dont agree mate. Theyd only be one army jumping up and down celebrating and it wouldn't be the Urugrians.

 

Would they have to fight all 14 at the same time or one after another on the bounce?

 

Don't be silly, you can't get a train from Australia to Uruguay, they'll have to go by ship!

 

Can kangaroos swim? I'd cut them off across the Pacific. Job done.

 

The males can all dingo paddle, but the females can't, coz their pouches fill with water and they sink like a stone!

 

Imaging fighting 14 of them by yourself. Id be feeling abit worried if i read this thread and lived in Uruguay

 

The Uraguayans need to rapidly increase their skunk production, then blow loads of fragrant smoke at the roos, boing, boing, bong splat.

 

Ross Stewart reveals his DAD once paid his transfer fee and discusses 'Loch Ness Drogba' Sunderland nickname

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/sunderland-striker-dubbed-loch-ness-25000355.amp

 

Good read. Cannot see him being a SKP (amount of goals scored) but keep putting the shifts in like he is with a smattering of goals and he will be loved by us.

 

Good read Smug, like the lad a lot.