Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

It is both full and empty.

 

So could that be plempty full?

 

A catastrophic misunderstanding...

 

An ex-pussy.

 

Here's a fantastic picture.....Magnificent beasts... aren't you glad we're not the Swans or such ****e....

Have a look at the adult.... cover the head and you'll see another tiger...

 

They are my favourite animal, so beautiful. Not because of City, it's just coincidental that the team I love are nicknamed "The Tigers"

 

Likewise.

 

Only 6 articles in the Mail on Meghan today
They going soft or what!!

 

TBF shorts always gave me a headache too.

 

Wore too tight?

 

That tight once I looked like a twist in a balloon.

 

Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
3 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 24 months later and start it all over again.

 

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We can get arrested for being annoying now.

Most of this board is utterly ****ed.

 

I note the Marrested four women at the Clapham demo

Give the police a power, and many of them will abuse it. Much like Section 43 of the Terrorism Act 2000. I wonder who will view this post?

 

I think that only applies to the Scots, so there'll be some football pundits jobs going.

 

1 Thomas Edison to refine Alexander Graham Bell's prototype. Promotion sewn up. Bell was incandescent with envy