Off Topic Ian Beale’s thread for celebrating Mothers

Make sure you tell your momma you love her today, cos the other 364 days don’t count.

Unless you’re a man of course, in which case don’t even look at your mother, face the ground and wait for your mother to tell you that you’re a danger to all women.

Only kidding. Anybody doing owt nice for baby mama’s and mothers today?

 

Yeah, I'm going for nine holes of golf in half an hour.

 

Taking the old dear out old to some Gardens today. Means the little un can run around and wear herself out too.

Also means I've got a reasonable excuse not to be back in time if we get dicked in the NLD later.

 

Mine FaceTimed me earlier, will call her back tomorrow.

 

Token box of chocs and a card given.

 

I made sure to post something on a social media platform she’s not on rather than give her a call.

 

I'm a good lad, I called me Mum and then I called me Nan because she deserves a bit of love too.

 

Yeah I called your mum too G.

 

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Top lad

 

Forgot. Ah well, mum don't give a ****