The cool people thread for cool people with FM21

My wage bill is a fuking disgrace tbh

 

lol 400k p/w, that's 25% of my total wage bill. They are ****ing greedy, I blame the agents, I offered my captain from L2 a new deal when I got to the prem, 20k p/w up from 3k, show him a bit of loyalty, as I like to bring at least 1 player with me on my journey through the leagues to CL. Cheeky **** wanted £50k, so I ****ed him off and he's now on 6k somewhere else.

 

Mate the unknown starlets I buy from Brazil want 100k a week at 18 ffs.

Need to start giving final deals aged 28 and no longer than 5 yrs. Cos I've fuked myself with vvd and Salah, and now Allison wants a final payday... Nah soz Ali mate its a bosman for you

 

Bastards tryin to tempt me

 

Dont need to mate.

Its already done

 

The reason for this new policy at LFC is that I've noticed anyone over 28/29/30 that is up for a new deal and already a top earner at the club will want a huge deal, in many cases a ridiculous deal for someone entering their final few years.

So I reckon top top players aged no older than 28 are offered a maximum of 5yrs then look to sell in the last 2 or run out thier contract.

No exceptions lol

 

one of my back-ups has 18months left, getting upset cos he's not getting his agreed time, wants £70k p/w up from 40. Have a decent bid come in, so looked and found a replacement, 18 yr old from Serbia, wants a 4yr contract at £900 p/w, job done, lol.

 

Got it on Gamepass, one of the worst games I’ve ever played. Asking me to make in-game purchases within 15 minutes. Deleted within 16 minutes.

 

Whats it asking you to buy?
The unlockables?

Just askin cos I've not been asked to buy anything, wondering if it's only the gamepass one tryna sell you ****.

 

Dodgy Lasagne? Made me laugh when I saw it. dunno if @Spurlock will though.

 

Annoying I've not thought to mention this to @Spurlock before

 

I've noticed they update it quite often, small changes like adding media descriptions of players and other small menu changes and that.

 

Thinking of suddenly resigning in the summer and banging it on holiday for a few years.

See what the game does without me.

Then return after finding myself and take over Liverpool again.

Im sure I'll get an international offer, so might do that.

Basically swept up 80% of available trophies over the last 7 years.

The rest of football needs a chance I think

 

Gonna resign suddenly...lol...drama queen

 

Yeh man you know I like a scene

Just signed a 5year contract too

 

haha..sick guy...sign contract then resign

 

Well this'll be my 7th prem title in a row

And 5cl in that time too.

6fa cups

Basically man city if they get haaland

 

Leading the Prem by a point with 8 games to go, media asked me if I was in with a shot, foolishly said yes and it went all spursy.
And the Champion's cup, where's my ****ing money? what I earned in that I somehow lost in TV revenue. How can I earn less TV money when I'm in the ****ing QF's of the champion's league playing Real Madrid and challenging for the title?
Reminds me of another manager game I can't remember, when you got too rich something bad would happen, I think my stadium burned down 3 times playing that.

 

Was that Premier Manager?

Can you remember ultimate manager when you could pay to fix matches as part of the game?

 

Like the old fifas when you could turn off cards.

Fukin great that was, taught you to play one touch or like Maradona