My wife got really mad when I told her that she had no sense of direction . . . . she packed up her bags and right.
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Our 23 year old son has to go for a scan tomorrow on his knackers so I mentioned he would need to shave everything off to make sure the scan worked well. Hes just spent an hour in the bathroom giving himself a full back, sack and crack shave. I haven't got the heart to tell him I was joking, according to his mam "its not funny"
Well you tell his Mam that some random bloke on an Internet footy forum says it is funny. Its class that tbf mate.