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  1. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    impossible because of the
     
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  2. azzuriswan

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    periodic road works on
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

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    flooded part of road
     
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  4. azzuriswan

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    that caused long delays
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

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    then the snow came
     
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  6. KingHotspur

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    before the gritters had
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

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    cleared the lot away
     
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  8. Wooperts_duck

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    made them totally gutted
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    like fish for tea
     
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  10. KingHotspur

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    with crispy batter and
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

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    the wife enjoys batter
     
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  12. KingHotspur

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    and a jumbo sausage
     
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  13. Wooperts_duck

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    with mustard in roll
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    she wanted a bite
     
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  15. Wooperts_duck

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    or at least nibble
     
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  16. azzuriswan

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    of the sausage before
     
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  17. KingHotspur

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    but it choked her
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    cause of death listed
     
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  19. KingHotspur

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    As death by jumbo
     
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  20. azzuriswan

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    the elephant who was
     
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