I got stopped in the street when someone asked, "Why are you carrying a 9ft book?" I said " It's a long story"
I've just seen this headline Sturgeon urged to quit over Salmond enquiry. I always thought there was something fishy going on
Someone just stopped me and asked What's the quickest way to Winchester? I said are you walking or driving? Driving they replied. I said yes that would be the quickest way.
Irish plane coming in to land. The pilot said that runway is not very long. The copilot replied But look how f*cking wide it is.
Jesus walks into a hotel walks s up to the reception puts four nails on the counter and said Could you put me up for the night?
I understand that, if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tyred. But if you run behind it... ...do you just get exhausted ?
@fatletiss Have you tried the new chilli marmite yet? I am halfway through my first jar.......bloody lovely.