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    hell yeh, what a Saturday night that was! No, it was a Friday afternoon session. Banus right? No No it was Marbella... remember it like yesterday, err Tuesday.

    anyway pm me your bank details and I’ll wire you that 70 quid
     
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    New York lawyer 'phones his mate.
    "Hey, Benny, I got news for you. Some good, some bad."
    "Oh, hi, Lenny, I've had a **** day, gimme some good news,eh?"
    "OK, Benny. You know I advised your wife to invest in pictures. Well, she has bought some. They only cost he $5000 but she reckons they could be worth at least a million. I've seen them and I agree."
    "Well, that is good news, Lenny, now what was the bad news?"
    'They're pictures of you and your secretary."
     
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    A few year before I did my Business BA - at Paisley College of Technology. In had bit of a misnomer that the UK has no written constitution, it does actually have a written constitution (and I believe that parts of the Magna Carta are still valid under English law).
    What it doesn't have is a constitution is ONE document.
     
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    Anyone got any spare popcorn?
     
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    you ready for a bunfight:emoticon-0178-rock:.....front row taken
     
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    A member of the Scunthorpe supporters club is wondering why people are laughing at him during an interview


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    TRIGGERED LIBERAL SNOWFLAKES TRY NOT TO LAUGH

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    Save me a seat mate, ill be home shortly and on my laptop.:grin:
     
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    I can’t believe a “Jokes” thread has swayed off topic and reverted to personal insults and now we’ve had at least one member sending a PM to the admins and another hitting the report button.

    Come on lads, leave the insulting each other and the politics out of this thread, we’ve got a dedicated place for it, don’t let the personal dislikes to keep spilling out.
     
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    Tickets please....row 4 aisle m, the main feature starts shortly:emoticon-0146-punch
     
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    this person kept quiet for weeks then comes back with insults, do i let (i hope you die) just go without a reply i know you wouldn't this without provocation
     
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