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    She wants to live in Yorkshire under the alias of Eee Begum.......
     
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    The last 2 words are superfluous Woopert
     
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    The bloke in our local chippy says the best way to cook fish is to give it a good slap first.

    Sounds like codswallop to me......
     
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    I was in my garden today and the neighbour looked over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?”
    “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...”
    She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!”
    Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”
     
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    Just had two police officers come up to me outside Aldi.
    They asked me the following questions:
    "Are you familiar with the letters HB?"
    I said, "no i'm not"
    "How about LS?"
    "No"
    "What about JD?"
    I said, "hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?"
    They said, "no, these are just initial enquiries.
     
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    Talk about product placement...............................

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