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  1. PINKIE

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    And you're ****ing off the heavy lifting <ok>
     
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    hand/wrist problem a few days ago....many co codamol were taken....i feared the worst, but it seems to be easing.
    then yesterday smashed my knee, bit of a hobble, and bruised. so basically done **** all today.
     
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    Can't even sit on the sofa and have a ****

    Get better soon mate.
     
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    <laugh> i'm cool mate, half a dozen pills. half a dozen beers. all is good.
     
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    mike baldwin dead

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    Been busy as ****, power washed the garden, sorted all the plants out, put some new garden furniture together. Beer deserved.
     
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    Was a nice chap Johnny Briggs.

    He lived in Portishead. Few years back we built a lifeboat station there and he used to walk past couple of times a week off to the pub. Had a couple of chats.




    Whimsical stories everywhere this weekend, eh?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Wicked
     
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    *THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST*

    I was a very happy man.

    My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.

    She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.

    It had to be deliberate.

    Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

    She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law put down his shotgun and hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car !
     
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    Masterchef starts tonight <ok>
     
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    Channel? Time?

    Started American gods just now.
     
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    9pm

    Bbc1
     
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    Aint you got any black jokes or paki ones? So we can get the full 80s feel Yknow <whistle>
     
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