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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. Neil

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    Where exactly can I get one of these £80K jobs for cutting a few wires?
     
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    Or right!!
     
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    Over here. Tradies are on a decent wedge.
     
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Walkers Crisps have announced that, after 73 years of production, they are just about to finish their first sack of potatoes.
     
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    Those multipacks just rob you blind.
     
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    Oldie but goodie.

    I went for a job as a labourer on a building site. The gaffer said ‘Can you make a cup of tea?’ I said ‘yes’. He said ‘can you drive a forklift?’ I said ‘ how big is the f*cking teapot?’
     
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    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.

    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.

    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.

    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have £0.00 today.

    But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco,
    drank all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received a £214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.

    A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.

    Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

    That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!

    Makes you proud to be British.
     
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