LFC Cricket Bashing Thread

Think both teams have somewhere else they need to be pretty sharpish
117-6 wickets are tumbling to nothing balls .

 

beat me to it !

 

and the ball is now spinning big time .

 

No bess. 3 seamers.

I am just a little down on the england selectors right now.

 

Actually 4 seamers with stokes.

 

126 -7
snorter from Root

 

yeah a bit weird that .

 

125-8 Axar falls first ball to Root

 

Root 3 for 0

 

This is boss.

 

another for Toot
134-9

 

5 for Root
145 all out
weekend off beckons

 

Root 5 for 8, #MITO

 

Let's see what happens now. If that wicket is as bad as it looks, we somehow need to get 200 to give us a lead of 170-ish. Just swing the bat like ****. Not gonna wear the bowlers out and take the shine out of the ball a-la-Boycott on this pitch. Be lucky to last 30 overs on this pitch - make the most of them.

 

I got 6 for 3 in the schoolyard when I was 14. It was downhill, in fairness, about 17 yards, and my best mate was umpiring. Using one of those rubber cricket balls too. But I still recall every wicket 35 years later.

 

Oh FFS

 

First ball of the innings and Crawley is out.

 

'Kin hell - went for a crap and ...

 

oh ****itty ****itty bollocks

 

Christ on a bike